Office by Alex Penny
I'm Drish.
I'm 23.
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.
English Major, Philosophy Minor.
I despise haiku.
I love bliss.
i passed a stretch limo on my way home, the thing was huuge. it looked like a creature. like some kind of unnatural thing.
how did that even become a status symbol? just being really far away from the driver? was some guy just like, “what about like, a car, but like, a really long car?”
maybe it’s like a penis thing? i don’t know.
were there stretch chariots in ancient rome? stretch rickshaws? some guy pulling a cart 18 feet behind him carrying two teens to ancient prom.
