January 2012
4 posts
wellalright:
the internet is great for showing you lives you desperately wish you were living.
if i didn’t have the internet i would have no idea how much i was missing.
wellalright:
i saw this article online the other day about this kid who died and the picture they used of him was a cellphone bathroom mirror pic.
that’s what we’ve come to.
they couldn’t find any other photo to use. a bathroom mirror pic. on the article documenting his death.
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
6 posts
wellalright:
do you think cannibals carry salt and pepper spray.
wellalright:
i hate how i break a sweat every time i try to change the fitted sheet on my mattress.
dammit, i don’t get it though. the thing is a fucking circle and my mattress is so obviously a rectangle. how did it fit before? i just took it off like two hours ago.
ugh every time i try to spread the thing it just balloons up like one of those rainbow teamwork parachutes from daycare.
this...
wellalright:
sick of being graded on stuff. what if it never ends? what if i graduate and then someone just keeps sending me grades until i die. like i just find them in the mail.
“that date didn’t go well. - 73”
“not how i’d handle my first year out of college - 65”
“wedding vows lacked detail - 82”
“not my idea of good parenting - 79”
“lost too much in the divorce - 50”
“general health...
froot loops
wellalright:
a toucan’s beak is like the length of its whole body. imagine if you had something the length of your whole body coming out of your head. how do they get anything done? it’s a mystery.
toucans have blue skin and they don’t even know it. i know more about toucans than actual toucans.
well, alright: when i was walking to the parking... →
wellalright:
when i was walking to the parking garage tonight i saw these two big cranes hanging around in a little patch of grass next to the sidewalk.
there were two girls ahead of me and they slowed down to look at them. one of the girls took a picture with her phone. when she was done the other girl…
September 2011
7 posts
wellalright:
i passed a stretch limo on my way home, the thing was huuge. it looked like a creature. like some kind of unnatural thing.
how did that even become a status symbol? just being really far away from the driver? was some guy just like, “what about like, a car, but like, a really long car?”
maybe it’s like a penis thing? i don’t know.
were there stretch chariots in ancient rome?...
1 tag
well, alright: i just saw this liberty mutual... →
wellalright:
i just saw this liberty mutual commercial where it was like, people doing nice things for other people and the tag was, “sometimes people choose to do the right thing.”
and that was fine, but the last example was a woman who was about to walk through the door of a building when at the last…
wellalright:
i’ve never heard someone say “rhodes scholar” and not thought they said, “rogue scholar.”
a rogue scholar would be so cool. just a guy who doesn’t give a damn about the law
writing research papers.
APA formats? he doesn’t care. he has his own notation style.
OH: Ten-year-old girl explaining to a...
atsween:
“You have to pretend you know how to do it and then you’ll learn how to do it.”
well, alright: [pumped up kicks is playing on the... →
wellalright:
[pumped up kicks is playing on the radio]
brother: why are they fading that one part out? what are they saying?
me: “gun” it’s supposed to be, “outrun my gun.”
him: you can’t say “gun” on the radio?
me: i guess they don’t want kids going to school in the morning listening to songs about people…
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa
August 2011
5 posts
wellalright:
i got stuck walking behind the cutest couple today.
they were walking arm in arm and her head was resting ever so slightly against his shoulder.
it made me want to lie down in a road.
sentiment shared.
1 tag
well, alright: i bet if you could teach a... →
wellalright:
i bet if you could teach a racehorse to know it’s in a race it would win every single time. because it would understand competition. it’d want it more.
like right now they race, but they don’t really know why. there’s no motivation. they just run because it’s a thing they do. also maybe nike…
1 tag
wellalright:
it’s a shirt, right? and it has the facebook thumbs up symbol and the words “like me” written on it.
and it’s funny because deep down everyone just desperately wants the approval of others. also because it’s a website reference in the real world and that’s always fun.
July 2011
10 posts
wellalright:
people make fun of canada and like it in this really dumb ironic way so much that sometimes when i go back there to visit i feel like the whole country is just going along with the joke.
and i have to stop and remind myself that that’s just the way it is. when people in canada talk about canada they’re not doing it in a funny way, that’s the country they live in.
June 2011
17 posts
well, alright: ikea really is like an indoor... →
wellalright:
ikea really is like an indoor amusement park. when you get there you’re all excited like, “yeah i wanna do everything! hey, look at me, i’m pretending to live in this apartment! haha!”
but then by the end of a six hour day you’re just like, “LEAVE IT. NO. put the-put the lampshade down! no, we…
roseann:
good danish blue cheese is proof god exists.
