May 2012
1 post
April 2012
18 posts
wellalright:
“i’ve got 99 problems and here they are.”
-jay-z to therapist.
Two-tiered wage system announced by Tories →
marzipancakes:
fuckyeahtoronto:
“Immigration Minister Jason Kenney has always vehemently denied bringing cheap foreign labour into Canada. Employers had to pay foreign temporary workers “the prevailing wage,” he pointed out. That indeed is what the rules said – until Wednesday, when Human Resources Minister Diane Finley quietly changed them. Employers will now be allowed to pay foreign temp...
wellalright:
do you think heroin addicts who tie that rubber tubing or like pieces of rope around their arms look down at the ones who use belts?
“ohhoho what do we have here? fancy mr. i-own-and-use-a-belt-to-keep-my-pants-up is gracing us with his presence! go back to harvard, rich boy.”
KONY 2012.
wellalright:
saw a bus stop earlier with “kony 2012” spray painted all over it. congratulations, you saved five (5) invisible children.
well said.
wellalright:
2009: okay, just got dumped, but don’t worry, you can use this time to really grow as an individual. you know, learn from stuff. this is great, you’ll come out of this a better person and then in the fall maybe meet someone new.
~3 years later~
growing as an individual fucking sucks and isn’t even real.
hear, hear!
wellalright:
just thought of how when you drink a glass of milk, that’s not from one cow.
that’s probably from like
a billion cows all mixed together.
yum
wellalright:
“so, you think you can dance?” she asked, smashing the lead pipe into his shin. “not anymore.”
February 2012
6 posts
well, alright: whenever i picture heaven it’s just... →
wellalright:
whenever i picture heaven it’s just this big platform of clouds in the sky with a bunch of people standing around hanging out, but if there are way more people who have died than are alive right now then heaven would have to be way huge to fit everyone. like as big as the earth at least, if not…
bookphilia:
Does anyone else find it crazy weird that Steve Jobs’ biological sister, Mona Simpson happened to marry a guy named Richard Appel. And then he went on to write for the show The Simpsons, naming them after Mona’s last name.
Srsly, when did everything become the Six Degrees of Steve Jobs, rather than Kevin Bacon?!
wellalright:
i had this dream i was really excited about going out on a date with a girl, but right before i was supposed to leave to meet her she sent me a text cancelling. she said she had to do training at work, but on the bright side the coffee place she was working at would start selling large coffees from 8 in the morning.
i can’t believe this is what i dream about. people cancelling...
wellalright:
after every song ends the chorus should just loop a couple times. you know that’s the part i want.
January 2012
6 posts
wellalright:
the internet is great for showing you lives you desperately wish you were living.
if i didn’t have the internet i would have no idea how much i was missing.
wellalright:
i saw this article online the other day about this kid who died and the picture they used of him was a cellphone bathroom mirror pic.
that’s what we’ve come to.
they couldn’t find any other photo to use. a bathroom mirror pic. on the article documenting his death.
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
6 posts
wellalright:
do you think cannibals carry salt and pepper spray.
wellalright:
i hate how i break a sweat every time i try to change the fitted sheet on my mattress.
dammit, i don’t get it though. the thing is a fucking circle and my mattress is so obviously a rectangle. how did it fit before? i just took it off like two hours ago.
ugh every time i try to spread the thing it just balloons up like one of those rainbow teamwork parachutes from daycare.
this...
wellalright:
sick of being graded on stuff. what if it never ends? what if i graduate and then someone just keeps sending me grades until i die. like i just find them in the mail.
“that date didn’t go well. - 73”
“not how i’d handle my first year out of college - 65”
“wedding vows lacked detail - 82”
“not my idea of good parenting - 79”
“lost too much in the divorce - 50”
“general health...
froot loops
wellalright:
a toucan’s beak is like the length of its whole body. imagine if you had something the length of your whole body coming out of your head. how do they get anything done? it’s a mystery.
toucans have blue skin and they don’t even know it. i know more about toucans than actual toucans.
well, alright: when i was walking to the parking... →
wellalright:
when i was walking to the parking garage tonight i saw these two big cranes hanging around in a little patch of grass next to the sidewalk.
there were two girls ahead of me and they slowed down to look at them. one of the girls took a picture with her phone. when she was done the other girl…
September 2011
7 posts
wellalright:
i passed a stretch limo on my way home, the thing was huuge. it looked like a creature. like some kind of unnatural thing.
how did that even become a status symbol? just being really far away from the driver? was some guy just like, “what about like, a car, but like, a really long car?”
maybe it’s like a penis thing? i don’t know.
were there stretch chariots in ancient rome?...
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well, alright: i just saw this liberty mutual... →
wellalright:
i just saw this liberty mutual commercial where it was like, people doing nice things for other people and the tag was, “sometimes people choose to do the right thing.”
and that was fine, but the last example was a woman who was about to walk through the door of a building when at the last…
wellalright:
i’ve never heard someone say “rhodes scholar” and not thought they said, “rogue scholar.”
a rogue scholar would be so cool. just a guy who doesn’t give a damn about the law
writing research papers.
APA formats? he doesn’t care. he has his own notation style.
OH: Ten-year-old girl explaining to a...
atsween:
“You have to pretend you know how to do it and then you’ll learn how to do it.”